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10 Zoo Jokes That Are Keepers

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Spring is in the air and it's time to escape to the animal kingdom. A trip to the zoo is the perfect fit when you're looking for something to do! Pack up a picnic, grab your friends, and have some wild laughs with these 10 Zoo Jokes.

1. Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo? imageSee Punchline


2. Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo? imageSee Punchline

3. What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem? imageSee Punchline


4. What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

 What book do lions read aloud to their whole family? imageSee Punchline

5. Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day? imageSee Punchline


6. What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do lions eat on their cheat day? imageSee Punchline

7. What does a female lion call her mate?

What does a female lion call her mate? imageSee Punchline


8. What's black and white and red all over?

What's black and white and red all over? imageSee Punchline

9. How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

 How much does it cost to swim with the sharks? imageSee Punchline

10. What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? imageSee Punchline
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