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11 Clock Jokes to Make You Laugh Time and Time Again

11 Clock Jokes to Make You Laugh Time and Time Again

Tick-tock! Whether you chuckle for a second or giggle for an hour, these 11 Clock Jokes are sure to let the good times roll. So don't waste another minute — the happy times are ticking!

1. What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's another name for a grandfather clock? imageSee Punchline


2. What time does everyone love to drink?

What time does everyone love to drink? imageSee Punchline

3. What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What is time's favorite breed of dog? imageSee Punchline


4. Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the dog swallow a clock? imageSee Punchline

5. How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work? imageSee Punchline


6. What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media? imageSee Punchline

7. What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do you call a clock on a road trip? imageSee Punchline


8. Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon? imageSee Punchline

9. Why did the person sit on the clock?

 Why did the person sit on the clock? imageSee Punchline


10. What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock? imageSee Punchline

11. What do you call a belt made of clocks?

 What do you call a belt made of clocks? imageSee Punchline

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