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11 Duck Jokes That Will Quack You Up

What game do both humans and birds play in school

Duck, duck, GOOSE! Get ready to quack with these hilarious duck jokes! If you're looking to start a riot at Farmer Brown's... look no further. These 11 Duck Jokes will surely quack up duck and bird enthusiasts alike!

1. Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher? imageSee Punchline


2. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring? imageSee Punchline

3. What do ducks have for lunch?

What do ducks have for lunch? imageSee Punchline


4. What is a duck's favorite snack?

What is a duck's favorite snack? imageSee Punchline

5. Where do tough ducks come from?

Where do tough ducks come from? imageSee Punchline


6. What's a duck's favorite TV show?

 What's a duck's favorite TV show? imageSee Punchline

7. What do you call a crate of ducks?

 What do you call a crate of ducks? imageSee Punchline


8. What is a duck's favorite dance?

 What is a duck's favorite dance? imageSee Punchline

9. What do ducks get after they eat?

 What do ducks get after they eat? imageSee Punchline


10. What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What game do both humans and birds play in school? imageSee Punchline

11. Which birds steal soap from the bath?

 Which birds steal soap from the bath? imageSee Punchline

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