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11 Goat Jokes You Can't Bleat

What do goats say to make their kids laugh

Goats are simply maaaa-rvelous and silly — we can't help but love these four-legged friends! Whether on a hill in the countryside or at a petting zoo, goats get a lot of attention. And for good reason! They're always up to something silly. Enjoy this list of 11 Goat Jokes You Can't Bleat and try not to giggle, we dare you!

1. Why are goats so funny?

 Why are goats so funny? imageSee Punchline


2. What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat? imageSee Punchline

3. Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the goat become a lawyer? imageSee Punchline


4. What do goats and moms have in common?

What do goats and moms have in common? imageSee Punchline

5. Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college? imageSee Punchline


6. Which farm animals are famous painters?

Which farm animals are famous painters? imageSee Punchline

7. Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway? imageSee Punchline


8. If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

 If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? imageSee Punchline

9. What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh? imageSee Punchline


10. What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the mama goat say to her child? imageSee Punchline

11. What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig call each other? imageSee Punchline

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