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11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear

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Everyone loves a great pun. We're not lion... these 11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear will have you roaring with laughter!

1. What cocktail will give you a black eye?

 What cocktail will give you a black eye? imageSee Punchline

2. OK, that's enough fish puns.

OK, that's enough fish puns. imageSee Punchline


3. What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

 What animal is best at avoiding a punch? imageSee Punchline

4. Why did the boxer take so many naps?

 Why did the boxer take so many naps? imageSee Punchline


5. Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the mountain ace its math test? imageSee Punchline

6. Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea? imageSee Punchline


7. What part of a fish is the most musical?

What part of a fish is the most musical? imageSee Punchline

8. Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Where does a pianist go on vacation? imageSee Punchline


9. Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean? imageSee Punchline

10. Why are pigs so good at building houses?

 Why are pigs so good at building houses? imageSee Punchline


11. What type of car do planets buy?

 What type of car do planets buy? imageSee Punchline

Go ahead... you "knead" to share these jokes with friends!

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