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12 Boat Jokes to Tell Schooner or Later

Why did the sailor lose his job

All aboard! Whether you're a sailor, a fisherman, or just love the water, don't harbor the laughs to yourself! Gather your water-loving friends and share these jokes while you roll with sea-larious laughter together.

All Aboard for Some Seafaring Jokes You're Shore to Love:

1. Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea? imageSee Punchline


2. What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in? imageSee Punchline

3. How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun? imageSee Punchline


4. What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day? imageSee Punchline

5. What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call it when two boats become friends? imageSee Punchline


6. What job in the NFL is most competitive for boats?

What job in the NFL is most competitive for boats? agendaSee Punchline

7. Where do mice leave their boats?

Where do mice leave their boats? imageSee Punchline


8. What boat is great at getting a deal?

 What boat is great at getting a deal? imageSee Punchline

9. What kind of books do boats write?

 What kind of books do boats write? imageSee Punchline


10. Where did the boat go when it was sick?

 Where did the boat go when it was sick? imageSee Punchline

11. Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

 Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness? imageSee Punchline

12. Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the sailor lose his job? imageSee Punchline

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