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12 Pig Jokes That'll Make You Snort

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long duing summer

At what point do you think we'll stop telling jokes? When pigs fly! You will absolutely "a-boar" these silly swine jokes. Tell 'em to all the folks you know, and they'll be laughing until the cows (and pigs) come home!

1. What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®? imageSee Punchline

2. What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving? imageSee Punchline


3. What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares? imageSee Punchline

4. Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize? imageSee Punchline


5. What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm? imageSee Punchline

6. What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most? imageSee Punchline


7. Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do hogs play so much football? imageSee Punchline

8. Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Where does Piglet™️ store all her money? imageSee Punchline


9. What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work? imageSee Punchline

10. Why can't you trust a pig?

Why can't you trust a pig? imageSee Punchline


11. What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer? imageSee Punchline

12. Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor? imageSee Punchline

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