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12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes

12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes

Fancy yourself the jokester of the family? Our bountiful list of 12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes will keep your loved ones laughing all night long at your holiday table this year.

1. Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? imageSee Punchline


2. Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving? imageSee Punchline

3. Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving? imageSee Punchline


4. What's the slowest 5k?

What's the slowest 5k? imageSee Punchline

5. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? imageSee Punchline


6. Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? imageSee Punchline

7. How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

 How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey? imageSee Punchline


8. What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving? imageSee Punchline

9. Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did the turkey join the band? imageSee Punchline


10. What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner? imageSee Punchline

11. Why did the turkey cross the road?

 Why did the turkey cross the road? imageSee Punchline


12. What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? imageSee Punchline

We hope you spend this Thanksgiving eating and drinking, but most of all, laughing with help from our jokes!

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