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13 Car Jokes to Accelerate Your Day

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Know a thing or two about cars? Accelerate into laughter and polish that windshield... these 13 Car Jokes will fuel even the biggest car enthusiast for days!

1. Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars? imageSee Punchline


2. What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a car's favorite scary movie? imageSee Punchline

3. What vehicles are in the best shape?

What vehicles are in the best shape? imageSee Punchline


4. Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer? imageSee Punchline

5. Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why did he change his bike's tires? imageSee Punchline


6. Why are cars magic?

Why are cars magic? imageSee Punchline

7. Where does Superman park his cars?

Where does Superman park his cars? imageSee Punchline


8. Bears love exotic cars.

Bears love exotic cars. imageSee Punchline

9. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? imageSee Punchline


10. Where do oceans always buy their cars?

 Where do oceans always buy their cars? imageSee Punchline

11. What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

 What did one car bumper say to another after the accident? imageSee Punchline


12. What are rental cars called in Spain?

 What are rental cars called in Spain? imageSee Punchline

13. What's a car's favorite TV show?

 What's a car's favorite TV show? imageSee Punchline

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