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13 Handpicked Jokes About Gardening

13 Handpicked Jokes About Gardening

Whether you're a seasoned gardener or simply enjoy a good laugh, prepare to dig into this treasure trove of garden-themed jokes that will make you bloom with laughter! Grab your sunhat and get ready to unearth some green-thumbed gags that are ripe for the picking.

Dig Into These Gardening Jokes to Cultivate Some Laughter:

1. What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What do felines love to plant in a garden? imageSee Punchline


2. Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why is Kermit the Frog so good at gardening? imageSee Punchline

3. Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the gardener bury all his money? imageSee Punchline


4. Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening? imageSee Punchline

5. What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®? imageSee Punchline


6. Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What's the best place to grow flowers in school? imageSee Punchline

7. Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise? imageSee Punchline


8. What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?See Punchline

9. Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden? imageSee Punchline


10. What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden? imageSee Punchline

11. I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

 I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing imageSee Punchline


12. Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

 Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden? imageSee Punchline

13. Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

 Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden? imageSee Punchline

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