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13 Hay-larious Farm Jokes

13 Hay-larious Farm Jokes

The harvest is quite plentiful when it comes to farm-related humor! But really, these are the cream of the crop, so you can count on them to make you laugh 'til the cows come home. Saddle up, because these are "udderly" hysterical!

1. How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

 How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? imageSee Punchline


2. What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

 What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? imageSee Punchline

3. What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What kind of crop to lazy boys farm? imageSee Punchline


4. How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm? imageSee Punchline

5. What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?See Punchline


6. Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash? imageSee Punchline

7. What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does? imageSee Punchline


8. What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped? imageSee Punchline

9. What's the perfect job for a cow?

What's the perfect job for a cow? imageSee Punchline


10. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do farmers never want to buy skinny cows? imageSee Punchline

11. What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm? imageSee Punchline


12. Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs? imageSee Punchline

13. How can you farm during the winter?

How can you farm during the winter? imageSee Punchline

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