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13 Rain Jokes That'll Put You on Cloud Nine

What did the storm say when its plans changed

When it rains, it pours! Brighten everyone's gloomy spirits with these 15 Jokes About the Rain that are sure to make even the stormiest cloud laugh into a puddle.

15 Rain Jokes to Share on a Gloomy Day:

1. Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists? imageSee Punchline


2. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss? imageSee Punchline

3. What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What goes up when spring rain comes down? imageSee Punchline


4. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring? imageSee Punchline

5. What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert? imageSee Punchline


6. Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving? imageSee Punchline

7. What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

 What do clouds do as soon as they make money? imageSee Punchline


8. What kind of bow can't be tied?

 What kind of bow can't be tied? imageSee Punchline

9. When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

 When should a mouse carry an umbrella? imageSee Punchline


10. Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

 Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade? imageSee Punchline

11. Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

 Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days? imageSee Punchline


12. Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

 Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring? imageSee Punchline

13. What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did the storm say when its plans changed? imageSee Punchline
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