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14 Egg-cellent Jokes That'll Crack You Up

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Whether you're celebrating Easter, love a festive egg hunt, or just love a breakfast that includes eggs — these 14 Egg Jokes (or, ahem, Yolks) are sure to crack you (and your friends!) up. Get a whole carton full of laughs when you share these with friends and family over the breakfast table or at your Easter gathering this year!

1. How do eggs end a TV show?

 How do eggs end a TV show? imageSee Punchline


2. What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

 What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? imageSee Punchline

3. What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

 What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day? imageSee Punchline


4. What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

 What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs? imageSee Punchline


5. What kind of car do eggs drive?

 What kind of car do eggs drive? imageSee Punchline

6. Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

 Why don't eggs tell each other jokes? imageSee Punchline


7. What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do cats use to beat eggs? imageSee Punchline

8. How do chickens leave the highway?

How do chickens leave the highway?See Punchline


9. Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why coudln't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt? imageSee Punchline

10. What does an evil hen lay?

What does an evil hen lay? imageSee Punchline


11. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?See Punchline

12. Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative? imageSee Punchline


13. What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over? imageSee Punchline

14. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? imageSee Punchline

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