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March Madness®, jump shots, free throws, dunks, and fouls. Every basketball fanatic will love these basketball jokes. Practice your ball handling with a few drills and leave the jokes to us — you'll be scoring laughs in no time.

1. What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students? ImageSee Punchline


2. Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player? imageSee Punchline

3. What's the richest basketball team?

What's the richest basketball team? imageSee Punchline


4. Why don't fish play basketball?

Why don't fish play basketball? imageSee Punchline

5. Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at? imageSee Punchline


6. What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's a chip's favorite way to score a basket in basketball? imageSee Punchline

7. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters? imageSee Punchline


8. What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball? imageSee Punchline

9. Why do basketball players like cookies?

 Why do basketball players like cookies? imageSee Punchline


10. What animal scores the most in basketball?

 What animal scores the most in basketball? imageSee Punchline

11. Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

 Why can't basketball players go on vacation? imageSee Punchline


12. What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call it when a college basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament? imageSee Punchline

13. What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

 What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together? imageSee Punchline


14. What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

 What do basketball players and lawyers have in common? imageSee Punchline

15. What stories are told by basketball players?

 What stories are told by basketball players? imageSee Punchline

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