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15 Home-Run Sports Jokes

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Knock it out of the park with these 15 Home-Run Sports Jokes that will make everyone's muscles sore from laughing. Learning or practicing a new sport can be hard, but telling jokes about sports is easy!

1. Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms? imageSee Punchline


2. What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July? imageSee Punchline

3. Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams? imageSee Punchline


4. What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What animal is undefeated in all sports? imageSee Punchline

5. What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport? imageSee Punchline


6. What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity? imageSee Punchline

7. What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

 What animal cheers the loudest at sports games? imageSee Punchline


8. What is a horse's favorite sport?

 What is a horse's favorite sport? imageSee Punchline

9. What is a whale's favorite sport?

 What is a whale's favorite sport? imageSee Punchline


10. Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

 Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date? imageSee Punchline

11. What sport is always getting in trouble?

 What sport is always getting in trouble? imageSee Punchline


12. What sport is full of interior designers?

 What sport is full of interior designers? imageSee Punchline

13. What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

 What sport do birds of prey love to watch? imageSee Punchline


14. What sport requires no movement at all?

 What sport requires no movement at all? imageSee Punchline

15. What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport? imageSee Punchline

Tell these jokes at your next practice (or at the gym!) and you'll score a touchdown with all your friends!

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