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15 Horse Jokes for Neigh-sayers

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Need some mane-stay jokes about horses? Look no further — these Horse Jokes are sure to make your voice hoarse from laughing. Giddy up and get ready for some laughs!

1. What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What disease was the horse scared of getting? imageSee Punchline


2. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? imageSee Punchline

3. When does a horse talk?

When does a horse talk? imageSee Punchline


4. I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How? imageSee Punchline

5. Which condiment adds the most kick?

Which condiment adds the most kick? imageSee Punchline


6. What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? imageSee Punchline

7. What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street? imageSee Punchline


8. What sport do horses love to play?

What sport do horses love to play? imageSee Punchline

9. What kind of computers do horses use?

What kind of computers do horses use? imageSee Punchline


10. How do horses navigate at night?

How do horses navigate at night? imageSee Punchline

11. Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love? imageSee Punchline


12. What's a horse's favorite fruit?

 What's a horse's favorite fruit? imageSee Punchline

13. What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you call the horse that lives next door? imageSee Punchline


14. What do horses say to greet each other?

 What do horses say to greet each other? imageSee Punchline

15. What did the horse say when it collapsed?

 What did the horse say when it collapsed? imageSee Punchline


Giddy up! We hope these jokes lifted your long face into a hay-tastic smile!

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