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15 Lawyer Jokes So Funny They Should Be Illegal

15 Lawyer Jokes So Funny They Should Be Illegal

What makes lawyer jokes so appealing? Perhaps it's the fact that whether we like it or not, we will all have to seek legal advice at one point or another. While legal situations can be intimidating and costly, a little dash of humor makes everything better. That's why we created this list!

15 Lawyer Jokes So Funny They Should Be Illegal!

1. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

 What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? imageSee Punchline

2. What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

 What do you get a lawyer for his birthday? imageSee Punchline


3. What did the lawyer name his daughter?

 What did the lawyer name his daughter? imageSee Punchline

4. How do lawyers say goodbye?

 How do lawyers say goodbye? imageSee Punchline


5. What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

 What do basketball players and lawyers have in common? imageSee Punchline

6. What is the difference between baseball and law?

 What is the difference between baseball and law? imageSee Punchline


7. What should a lawyer always wear to court?

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8. What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What's a lawyer's favorite food? imageSee Punchline


9. Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation? imageSee Punchline

10. Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side? imageSee Punchline


11. Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy? imageSee Punchline

12. What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed? imageSee Punchline


13. How do you know a lawyer is lying?

How do you know a lawyer is lying? imageSee Punchline

14. What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear? imageSee Punchline


15. Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her? imageSee Punchline

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