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15 Moo-velous Farm Jokes You Never Herd Before

How can you farm during the winter?

Mooove on over and make some room! Farming can bring on long, hard-working days — these 15 Farm Jokes will lighten your load. Pull up a chair after a long day, pour yourself a glass of milk, and let yourself have a chuckle!

1. Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs? imageSee Punchline


2. What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school? imageSee Punchline

3. What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm? imageSee Punchline


4. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do farmers never want to buy skinny cows? imageSee Punchline

5. What's the perfect job for a cow?

What's the perfect job for a cow? imageSee Punchline


6. What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped? imageSee Punchline

7. How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market? imageSee Punchline


8. Which bird would make a great farmer?

Which bird would make a great farmer? imageSee Punchline

9. Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash? imageSee Punchline


10. What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?See Punchline

11. What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

 What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes? imageSee Punchline


12. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

 What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? imageSee Punchline

13. What farm animal is best at karate?

What farm animal is best at karate? imageSee Punchline


14. What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

 What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? imageSee Punchline

15. How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

 How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? imageSee Punchline


Don't be a cow-ward... you know you want to smile!

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