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15 Ocean Jokes Shore to Make You Laugh

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Make a splash and dive into the aquatic world of everything waves, sand, and sunshine! If you're missing the tropics and are in need of a laugh, these 15 Ocean Jokes are shore to bring back all the salty air and belly laughs to get you through until you're able to visit the shoreline again.

1. Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean? imageSee Punchline


2. Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea? imageSee Punchline

3. What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean? imageSee Punchline


4. What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime? imageSee Punchline

5. Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book? imageSee Punchline


6. Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do ships always get stuck? imageSee Punchline

7. What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused? imageSee Punchline


8. What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

 What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? imageSee Punchline

9. What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

 What's an ocean's favorite playlist? imageSee Punchline


10. Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why wouldn't the shop take the crab's money? imageSee Punchline

11. What's the ocean's favorite song?

 What's the ocean's favorite song? imageSee Punchline


12. How do you cut the ocean in two?

How do you cut the ocean in two? imageSee Punchline

13. Where do oceans always buy their cars?

 Where do oceans always buy their cars? imageSee Punchline


14. What's the ocean's funniest animal?

 What's the ocean's funniest animal? imageSee Punchline

15. What did the ocean say to the beach?

 What did the ocean say to the beach? imageSee Punchline
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