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15 Sheep Jokes That Are Perfect for Ewe

What do you call a dancing sheep

Love sheep or just have spring fever? Either way, get ready to bleat with laughter with this list of wooly great 15 Sheep Jokes That Are Perfect for Ewe! Gather your flock and share some smiles. These jokes are so baaaad that they'll make you giggle!

1. What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing? imageSee Punchline


2. What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do you call a dancing sheep? imageSee Punchline

3. What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor? imageSee Punchline


4. What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day? imageSee Punchline

5. What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days? imageSee Punchline


6. What is a sheep's favorite game?

What is a sheep's favorite game? imageSee Punchline

7. Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why are sheep such great pranksters? imageSee Punchline


8. Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?See Punchline

9. What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? imageSee Punchline


10. Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway? imageSee Punchline

11. A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

 A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test imageSee Punchline


12. If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

 If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are imageSee Punchline

13. Which singer loves to groom sheep?

 Which singer loves to groom sheep? imageSee Punchline


14. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

 What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? imageSee Punchline

15. Why could no one recognize the sheep?

 Why could no one recognize the sheep? imageSee Punchline

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