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15 Travel Jokes for Your Next Trip

What do you call a vacation at home

Buckle your seatbelt and put your car in high gear! Pass the travel time on your next trip with these 15 Hilarious Vacation Jokes. Whether you're going to hit the beach, the zoo, or relish in a staycation — laughter is the perfect thing to pack in your carry-on.

Don't Forget to Pack These 15 Vacation Jokes:

1. What did the bread do on vacation?

What did the bread do on vacation? imageSee Punchline


2. What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a vacation at home? imageSee Punchline

3. Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean? imageSee Punchline


4. Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Where do mice love to go on vacation? imageSee Punchline

5. Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation? imageSee Punchline


6. Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip? ImageSee Punchline

7. What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car? imageSee Punchline


8. What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road? imageSee Punchline

9. What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

 What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping? imageSee Punchline


10. Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

 Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip? imageSee Punchline

11. Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

 Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet? imageSee Punchline


12. What washes up on miniature beaches?

What washes up on miniature beaches? imageSee Punchline

13. Why is the beach so confident?

 Why is the beach so confident? imageSee Punchline


14. What song does the horizon sing every morning?

 What song does the horizon sing every morning? imageSee Punchline

15. Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean? imageSee Punchline

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