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16 Blooming Funny Spring Jokes

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Springtime is such a joyful time. Get your laughs fully blooming and march to the beat of your own drum with these jokes that will have you smiling all season long.

16 Jokes About Spring That Will Make Your Smile Bloom:

1. What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring? imageSee Punchline


2. What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies? imageSee Punchline

3. What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you call an emergency in the spring? imageSee Punchline


4. What did summer say to spring?

What did summer say to spring? imageSee Punchline

5. What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What goes up when spring rain comes down? imageSee Punchline


6. What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies? imageSee Punchline

7. What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind? imageSee Punchline


8. Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike? imageSee Punchline

9. Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

 Why was the spring storm in a great mood? imageSee Punchline


10. What does winter fat turn into?

 What does winter fat turn into? imageSee Punchline

11. When do flowers get their workout in?

 When do flowers get their workout in? imageSee Punchline


12. Why is April the cleanest month of all?

 Why is April the cleanest month of all? imageSee Punchline

13. What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What season is it when you are on a trampoline? imageSee Punchline


14. Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

 Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring? imageSee Punchline

15. Why is spring the oddest season?

Why is spring the oddest season? imageSee Punchline


16. What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year? imageSee Punchline

Break out these silly, springtime jokes the next time you want to brighten someone's day!

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