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16 Egg-cellent Chicken Jokes

What spices do chickens love to put on their food? image

Move on over, "why did the chicken cross the road?"... make room for some egg-cellent jokes that will brighten your mood when you're in need of a chuckle. These 16 Chicken Jokes won't ruffle any feathers, but they will crack you up!


1. What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food? imageSee Punchline

2. What does an evil hen lay?

What does an evil hen lay? imageSee Punchline


3. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? imageSee Punchline

4. What did the sick chicken say?

What did the sick chicken say? imageSee Punchline


5. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring? imageSee Punchline

6. Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the chicken walk across the street? imageSee Punchline


7. How do chickens leave the highway?

How do chickens leave the highway?See Punchline

8. What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other? imageSee Punchline


9. What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?See Punchline

10. What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable? imageSee Punchline


11. Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

 Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? imageSee Punchline

12. What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's the difference between people and chickens? imageSee Punchline


13. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

 What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? imageSee Punchline

14. What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

 What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? imageSee Punchline


15. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

 What do chickens serve at birthday parties? imageSee Punchline

16. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

 What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken? imageSee Punchline

Go ahead... we know you want to crack a smile.

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