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16 Farm Jokes That Aren't Baaaaa-d

13 Hay-larious Farm Jokes

Farm animals are quite silly cowmedians! Now, with everything that happens on the farm day in and day out, farmers have some pretty great conversation starters, stories, and jokes to tell. From cows to horses and goats to chickens, every animal has a personality of its own. Get ready for some laughs with these 16 Silly Farm Animal Jokes!

16 Farm Animal Jokes for the Funny Farm:

1. What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What goes ooo ooo ooo? imageSee Punchline


2. What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her? imageSee Punchline

3. Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs? imageSee Punchline


4. Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the calf hate his school picture? imageSee Punchline

5. What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you call a smelly horse? imageSee Punchline


6. When does a horse talk?

When does a horse talk? imageSee Punchline

7. Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

 Why did the pony not sing the lullaby? imageSee Punchline


8. Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the goat become a lawyer? imageSee Punchline

9. Which farm animals are famous painters?

Which farm animals are famous painters? imageSee Punchline


10. Why are goats so funny?

 Why are goats so funny? imageSee Punchline

11. How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day? imageSee Punchline


12. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do farmers never want to buy skinny cows? imageSee Punchline

13. Which bird would make a great farmer?

Which bird would make a great farmer? imageSee Punchline


14. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

 What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? imageSee Punchline

15. What farm animal is best at karate?

What farm animal is best at karate? imageSee Punchline

16. What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

 What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes? imageSee Punchline
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