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16 Golf Jokes That Are the Best by Par

16 Golf Jokes That Are the Best By Par

Get ready to part-tee with some un-fore-gettable golf jokes! From birdies to bogeys, these 16 Golf Jokes will surely be a hole-in-one with golf and humor-enthusiasts alike. So, grab your clubs and get ready to drive these jokes all the way to the green!

1. What do golfers drink on the green?

What do golfers drink on the green? imageSee Punchline


2. What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child? imageSee Punchline

3. I'm not a bad putter.

I'm not a bad putter. imageSee Punchline


4. What is a golfer's favorite bird?

 What is a golfer's favorite bird? imageSee Punchline

5. Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do golfers hate cake? imageSee Punchline


6. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

 Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? imageSee Punchline

7. What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare? imageSee Punchline


8. Why are computers so good at golf?

Why are computers so good at golf? imageSee Punchline

9. What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do British people and golfers have in common? imageSee Punchline


10. What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day? imageSee Punchline

11. Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why is golf harder than baseball? imageSee Punchline


12. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? imageSee Punchline

13. What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did the golfer order at the bakery? imageSee Punchline


14. What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What dinosaur loves to play golf? imageSee Punchline

15. Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

 Why was the golfer also good at Formula One? imageSee Punchline

16. Which hot drink loves golf?

 Which hot drink loves golf? imageSee Punchline

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