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16 Marriage Jokes That Will Strengthen Your Bond

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Laughter brings people together! Leave the serious talk at the door tonight at dinner and add some laughter to your marriage with these 16 Marriage Jokes that are sure to strengthen your bond.

1. What should your husband name his internet connection?

What should your husband name his internet connection? imageSee Punchline

2. My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape. imageSee Punchline


3. What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child? imageSee Punchline

4. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...

 Take him out please! imageSee Punchline


5. What do you call the wife of a hippie?

 What do you call the wife of a hippie? imageSee Punchline

6. How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

 How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work? imageSee Punchline


7. What did the antelope husband call his wife?

 What did the antelope husband call his wife? imageSee Punchline

8. What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes? imageSee Punchline


9. What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the peach say to its crying husband? imageSee Punchline

10. Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

 Where does the stingray's husband hang out? imageSee Punchline


11. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

 How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? imageSee Punchline

12. Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

 Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting? imageSee Punchline


13. Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

 Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans imageSee Punchline

14. How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How did the two figs make their marriage last? imageSee Punchline


15. What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed? imageSee Punchline

16. What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out? imageSee Punchline

Marriage doesn't always have to be serious. Grab your significant other and have some laughs together tonight!

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