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16 Marriage Jokes You Can't Help but Love

16 Marriage Jokes You Can-t Help but Love

Marriage is like a good pun; you must choose your words wisely and timing is everything! Keep the love alive with some unexpected laughter and a little help from this list of 16 Marriage Jokes You Can't Help but Love.

1. What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage? imageSee Punchline


2. Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

 Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting? imageSee Punchline

3. What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out? imageSee Punchline


4. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? imageSee Punchline

5. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

 How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? imageSee Punchline


6. How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

 How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work? imageSee Punchline

7. How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How did the two figs make their marriage last? imageSee Punchline


8. What should your husband name his internet connection?

What should your husband name his internet connection? imageSee Punchline

9. What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the peach say to its crying husband? imageSee Punchline


10. Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

 Where does the stingray's husband hang out? imageSee Punchline

11. My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape. imageSee Punchline


12. Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

 Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans imageSee Punchline

13. What did the antelope husband call his wife?

 What did the antelope husband call his wife? imageSee Punchline


14. What do you call the wife of a hippie?

 What do you call the wife of a hippie? imageSee Punchline

15. What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes? imageSee Punchline

16. What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed? imageSee Punchline

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