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17 Vacation Jokes for Your Wanderlust

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation? image

There's nothing quite like boarding a plane and getting away for a few days — especially in the middle of a long winter. Long, gray days can bring on a wanderlust feeling. Catch a break, grab a fresh glass of lemonade or iced tea, and bring the Vitamin D feeling with these 17 Sunny Vacation Jokes that are sure to help you get through the last, long days of winter!

1. What did the bread do on vacation?

What did the bread do on vacation? imageSee Punchline


2. Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Where does a pianist go on vacation? imageSee Punchline

3. Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation? imageSee Punchline


4. What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a vacation at home? imageSee Punchline

5. Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Where do ghosts go on summer vacation? imageSee Punchline


6. Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean? imageSee Punchline

7. Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Where do birds go on summer vacation? imageSee Punchline


8. Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation? imageSee Punchline

9. Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation? imageSee Punchline


10. Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation? imageSee Punchline

11. What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation? imageSee Punchline


12. Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Where do mice love to go on vacation? imageSee Punchline

13. Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Where do squirrels go on vacation? imageSee Punchline


14. Where do bees go on their vacation?

Where do bees go on their vacation? imageSee Punchline

15. Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where do cows go on vacation? imageSee Punchline


16. Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

 Why did the wind want to go on vacation? imageSee Punchline

17. Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

 Which celebrity loves to go on vacation? imageSee Punchline


There you have it! Now, don't keep all the sunshine to yourself. Bring a little extra Vitamin D to your friend's day by sharing these jokes!

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