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18 Baby Jokes You'll Go Ga-Ga Over

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From one-liners to corny puns, these 18 Jokes About Babies are sure to make any mom laugh out loud and long for those newborn days! Becoming a mom is a special time, full of memories. Sometimes you just need to laugh about the extra mess and exhaustion that comes with the joy!

1. Who's a baby's favorite singer?

 Who's a baby's favorite singer? imageSee Punchline


2. How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

 How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? imageSee Punchline

3. What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas? imageSee Punchline


4. Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt? imageSee Punchline

5. What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on? imageSee Punchline


6. What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby? imageSee Punchline

7. What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do photographers read to their children before bed? imageSee Punchline


8. What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child? imageSee Punchline

9. What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl? imageSee Punchline


10. What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower? imageSee Punchline

11. What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? imageSee Punchline


12. Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry? imageSee Punchline

13. Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

 Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born? imageSee Punchline


14. What do you call a baby monkey?

 What do you call a baby monkey? imageSee Punchline

15. What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

 What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange? imageSee Punchline


16. How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

 How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper? imageSee Punchline

17. What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

 What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry? imageSee Punchline

18. Where do baby cats learn to swim?

 Where do baby cats learn to swim? imageSee Punchline
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