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18 Football Jokes to Tackle This Season

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback? image

Touchdown, field goal, penalty flag, oh my! It's football season, and these 18 Hilarious Football Jokes are great to pull out when the tensions are high during halftime. You'll be laughing all the way through overtime!

1. What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's the smelliest part of a football field? imageSee Punchline

2. Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

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3. Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do hogs play so much football? imageSee Punchline

4. Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement? imageSee Punchline


5. Which animals make the best football players?

Which animals make the best football players? imageSee Punchline

6. Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Which football team has the coolest helmets? imageSee Punchline


7. Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why do football players make great fishermen? imageSee Punchline

8. What job in the NFL is most competitive for boats?

What job in the NFL is most competitive for boats? agendaSee Punchline


9. How do football players deal with their problems?

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10. Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

 Where do football directors go when they are fed up? imageSee Punchline


11. Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

 Why were the flies playing football in a saucer? imageSee Punchline

12. Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

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13. Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

 Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score? imageSee Punchline

14. What do an English major and a football player have in common?

 What do an English major and a football player have in common? imageSee Punchline


15. What tea do footballers drink?

 What tea do footballers drink? imageSee Punchline

16. What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

 What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? imageSee Punchline


17. What part of a football field is never the same?

 What part of a football field is never the same? imageSee Punchline

18. When fish play football, who is the captain?

 When fish play football, who is the captain? imageSee Punchline

We hope this list of laughs helps your team pull out a win!

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