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18 Udderly Hilarious Cow Jokes

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Moo-ve over other animals, cow jokes are king! And you butter believe we're milking them for all they're worth. We're udderly blown away with just how much you love them, so we created a list of 18 Udderly Hilarious Cow Jokes to keep you laughing until the cows come home!

1. Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists? imageSee Punchline


2. What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the man say when the calf attended church? imageSee Punchline

3. Why do cows go to New York?

Why do cows go to New York? imageSee Punchline


4. How do you make a cow float?

How do you make a cow float? imageSee Punchline

5. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do farmers never want to buy skinny cows? imageSee Punchline


6. What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped? imageSee Punchline

7. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? imageSee Punchline


8. What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself? imageSee Punchline

9. What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do you call a cow that can't moo? imageSee Punchline


10. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? imageSee Punchline

11. Why was the cow afraid?

Why was the cow afraid? imageSee Punchline


12. What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier? imageSee Punchline

13. Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes? imageSee Punchline


14. What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a cow with a twitch? imageSee Punchline

15. How does a cow do math?

How does a cow do math? imageSee Punchline


16. Where do cows go for lunch?

Where do cows go for lunch? imageSee Punchline

17. Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow? imageSee Punchline


18. What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass? imageSee Punchline

We hope this list of laughs has given you some moo-mentum to break away from the herd and enjoy the rest of your day!

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