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19 Jokes About Santa That Sleigh

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? image

There's so much to love about Christmas. But also? The holidays can bring extra stress and long to-do lists. Catch a break, grab a mug or two of your favorite festive beverages, and get in the holiday spirit with these 19 Jolly Old St. Nick Jokes that are sure to give your family a chuckle or two.

Here Are 19 Jokes About Santa That Sleigh:

1. What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What does Santa use to help himself walk? imageSee Punchline

2. Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? imageSee Punchline


3. Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

 Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed? imageSee Punchline

4. Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden? imageSee Punchline


5. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

 Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? imageSee Punchline

6. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

 Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? imageSee Punchline


7. What nationality is Santa Claus?

 What nationality is Santa Claus? imageSee Punchline

8. What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

 What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player? imageSee Punchline


9. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

 If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? imageSee Punchline

10. What did Santa bring to the potluck?

 What did Santa bring to the potluck? imageSee Punchline


11. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

 Why does Santa have 3 gardens? imageSee Punchline

12. What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

 What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents? imageSee Punchline


13. What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

 What does Santa call his wife at tax time? imageSee Punchline

14. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

 What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? imageSee Punchline


15. What do you call Santa's Helpers?

 What do you call Santa's Helpers? imageSee Punchline

16. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

 What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? imageSee Punchline


17. Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

 Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? imageSee Punchline

18. What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

 What's always playing in Santa's workshop? imageSee Punchline


19. What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business? imageSee Punchline

There you have it! Share these jokes with your co-workers, family, and friends and yule be sure to have a jolly good time.

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