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20 Basketball Jokes to Score Some Laughs

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Ready to net some laughs? Traveling, dunking, and fouling... these 20 Basketball Jokes are sure to score you some high points with any sports enthusiast.

1. What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's a chip's favorite way to score a basket in basketball? imageSee Punchline


2. What did March say to the madness?

What did March say to the madness? imageSee Punchline

3. What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry? imageSee Punchline


4. Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating? imageSee Punchline

5. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters? imageSee Punchline


6. What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball? imageSee Punchline

7. Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses? imageSee Punchline


8. What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call it when a college basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament? imageSee Punchline

9. What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball? imageSee Punchline


10. What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do cats say when the basketball doesn't hit the basket in a shot? imageSee Punchline

11. Why do basketball players like cookies?

 Why do basketball players like cookies? imageSee Punchline


12. What animal scores the most in basketball?

 What animal scores the most in basketball? imageSee Punchline

13. What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

 What did the basketball player say when he lost his job? imageSee Punchline


14. What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

 What do basketball players and lawyers have in common? imageSee Punchline

15. What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

 What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind? imageSee Punchline


16. What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

 What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together? imageSee Punchline

17. What stories are told by basketball players?

 What stories are told by basketball players? imageSee Punchline


18. Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

 Why can't basketball players go on vacation? imageSee Punchline

19. Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

 Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments? imageSee Punchline


20. Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why are babies so good at basketball? imageSee Punchline

The ball is in your court... enjoy!

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