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20 Christmas Jokes Yule Love

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas? image

From snowman jokes to reindeer puns and everything in between, these Christmas Jokes are sure to make you laugh through the New Year. Kick up your feet, grab your holiday 'nog, and make space for a belly laugh or two throughout your holiday preparation!

Here Are 20 Christmas Jokes Yule Love:

1. What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer? imageSee Punchline

2. Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? imageSee Punchline


3. Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve? imageSee Punchline

4. What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts? imageSee Punchline


5. Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time? imageSee Punchline

6. What do elves learn in school?

What do elves learn in school? imageSee Punchline


7. What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? imageSee Punchline

8. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? imageSee Punchline


9. Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet? imageSee Punchline

10. Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve? imageSee Punchline


11. What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas? imageSee Punchline

12. What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do grapes sing at Christmas? imageSee Punchline


13. What is the best Christmas present ever?

 What is the best Christmas present ever? imageSee Punchline

14. What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

 What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? imageSee Punchline


15. How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

 How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down? imageSee Punchline

16. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

 What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? imageSee Punchline


17. Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

 Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents? imageSee Punchline

18. What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas Carol? imageSee Punchline


19. Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

 Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? imageSee Punchline

20. What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas? imageSee Punchline

There you have it! Throw out one of these jokes at a holiday party and yule have the whole crowd cackling.

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