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20 Elephant Jokes to Make You Laugh a Ton

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Elephants are some of the most lovable animals on the planet. Laugh a ton with these 20 Elephant Jokes that even the hardest critic won't squash!

1. What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed? imageSee Punchline


2. Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano? imageSee Punchline

3. What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable? imageSee Punchline


4. Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why are elephants so wrinkled? imageSee Punchline

5. What animals make the best students?

What animals make the best students? imageSee Punchline


6. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? imageSee Punchline

7. What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting? imageSee Punchline


8. How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances? imageSee Punchline

9. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

 Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? imageSee Punchline


10. Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why was the man stuck at the party? imageSee Punchline

11. Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

 Why are elephants wiser than chickens? imageSee Punchline


12. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

 What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? imageSee Punchline

13. Where would you find an elephant?

 Where would you find an elephant? imageSee Punchline


14. What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

 What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? imageSee Punchline

15. How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

 How do you get out of an elephant's stomach? imageSee Punchline


16. How do you raise a baby elephant?

 How do you raise a baby elephant? imageSee Punchline

17. How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

 How do you stop an angry elephant from charging? imageSee Punchline


18. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

 What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? imageSee Punchline

19. What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

 What do you call a group of elephants in the pool? imageSee Punchline


20. Why did the elephant eat the candle?

 Why did the elephant eat the candle? imageSee Punchline

With their big floppy ears and silly attitude, what's not to love about elephants? We'll raise a trunk to that!

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