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20 Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes About Dogs

20 Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes About Dogs

When you've had a ruff day, let man's best friend lend you a helping paw. Our 20 Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes About Dogs will leave you rolling belly up in laughter. Are you ready to have a ball? Go fetch!

1. What type of dog loves to take showers?

 What type of dog loves to take showers? imageSee Punchline


2. What do you call the dog magician?

 What do you call the dog magician? imageSee Punchline

3. Why didn't the dog want to play football?

 Why didn't the dog want to play football? imageSee Punchline


4. What kind of dog chases anything red?

 What kind of dog chases anything red? imageSee Punchline

5. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

 What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? imageSee Punchline


6. What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

 What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? imageSee Punchline

7. What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

 What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? imageSee Punchline


8. Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

 Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients? imageSee Punchline

9. What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

 What is the difference between fleas and dogs? imageSee Punchline


10. What do you call a dog in space?

 What do you call a dog in space? imageSee Punchline

11. What kind of dog loves to eat?

 What kind of dog loves to eat? imageSee Punchline


12. What kind of store would a dog own?

 What kind of store would a dog own? imageSee Punchline

13. What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

 What do you call dogs that rarely bark? imageSee Punchline


14. What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree? imageSee Punchline

15. Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

 Why can't dogs operate MRI machines? imageSee Punchline


16. What's a dog's favorite city?

What's a dog's favorite city? imageSee Punchline

17. Which dog loves to rob banks?

Which dog loves to rob banks? imageSee Punchline


18. Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the dog do so well in school? imageSee Punchline

19. How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

How do you say bye-bye to a curly-haired dog? imageSee Punchline

20. Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to? imageSee Punchline

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