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20 Squeaky Clean Jokes That'll Leave You Cackling

20 Squeaky Clean Jokes

Laughter is a universal language that can bring people together in the most wholesome way. So, the next time you need a good laugh without crossing any boundaries, turn to these 20 Clean Jokes for a dose of pure, family-friendly humor.

1. What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call a cow in a tornado? imageSee Punchline


2. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

 What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? imageSee Punchline

3. What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What are hot dogs called in the winter? imageSee Punchline


4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the banana go to the doctor? imageSee Punchline

5. Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why do grandparents smile all the time? imageSee Punchline


6. Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to? imageSee Punchline

7. What are baby potatoes called?

What are baby potatoes called? imageSee Punchline


8. What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

 What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader? imageSee Punchline

9. What did the Dorito say to his son?

 What did the Dorito say to his son? imageSee Punchline


10. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table? imageSee Punchline

11. What is a plane full of male cows called?

 What is a plane full of male cows called? imageSee Punchline


12. What animal could Noah not trust?

What animal could Noah not trust? imageSee Punchline

13. There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

 There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left? imageSee Punchline


14. What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call two birds stuck together? imageSee Punchline

15. When you die, what part of the body dies last?

 When you die, what part of the body dies last? imageSee Punchline


16. What do you call a pig thief?

 What do you call a pig thief? imageSee Punchline

17. What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What does an escalator say when it stops working? imageSee Punchline


18. What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma? imageSee Punchline

19. Where do belly buttons go to college?

Where do belly buttons go to college? imageSee Punchline


20. Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Where do squirrels go on vacation? imageSee Punchline

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