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22 Teacher Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Class is in session! These 22 Hilarious Teacher Jokes will have you laughing so hard you'll need an extra recess. Share these the next time you're in class and you'll be sure to get extra credit!

1. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? imageSee Punchline


2. Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers? imageSee Punchline

3. Why are English teachers so smart?

Why are English teachers so smart? imageSee Punchline


4. What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner? imageSee Punchline

5. Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September? imageSee Punchline


6. What do math teachers eat?

What food do math teachers eat? imageSee Punchline

7. What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student? imageSee Punchline


8. Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation? imageSee Punchline

9. What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July? imageSee Punchline


10. Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories? imageSee Punchline

11. How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher? imageSee Punchline


12. How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes? imageSee Punchline

13. What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer? imageSee Punchline


14. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school? imageSee Punchline

15. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? imageSee Punchline


16. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation? imageSee Punchline

17. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? imageSee Punchline


18. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean? imageSee Punchline

19. Why did the student eat their homework?

 Why did the student eat their homework? imageSee Punchline


20. What kind of bee do teachers love?

What kind of bee do teachers love? imageSee Punchline

21. What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers? imageSee Punchline


22. What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words? imageSee Punchline

We hope these teacher jokes put a little pep in your step or helped you walk down memory lane today. Don't keep them to yourself... you know you want to share them!

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