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These 15 Drink Jokes Will Quench Your Thirst

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From iced tea to lemonade, mixed drinks to wine, and smoothies to coffee—everyone is opinionated about what the best beverage is. As the weather warms up and your taste buds start to crave some hydration, bring some laughs into the mix with These 15 Drink Jokes Will Quench Your Thirst.

1. What time does everyone love to drink?

What time does everyone love to drink? imageSee Punchline


2. What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated? imageSee Punchline

3. What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks? imageSee Punchline


4. Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood? imageSee Punchline

5. Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains? imageSee Punchline


6. What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's a ghost's favorite drink? imageSee Punchline

7. What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What is an insect's favorite beverage? imageSee Punchline


8. What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink? imageSee Punchline

9. What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What's a boxer's favorite drink? imageSee Punchline


10. What do golfers drink on the green?

What do golfers drink on the green? imageSee Punchline

11. What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of? imageSee Punchline


12. What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

 What bird shouldn't drink coffee? imageSee Punchline

13. What tea do footballers drink?

 What tea do footballers drink? imageSee Punchline


14. How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

 How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk? imageSee Punchline

15. What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

 What state is famous for tiny soft drinks? imageSee Punchline
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